Friday, June 4, 2010

JANGAN JADI BANGANG BOLEH TAK?

Ok..nk ckp ni...rndu kt blog..dh lme gler x update..sbb mls! ade cter gempak!(x sgt)..

ade r sorg minah ni...aq pgl dye froggie...sial nye froggie betine..ko ckp kwn aq hipo..ape cite ko..waklu, gi mam r...ko dh tau satu ostel benci ko..x yah r..tegedikgedik..selambe ko je..kutok,caci,maki ank org..mentang2 r bdk tu satu2nye junior dlm dorm kte..xyah r nk torture dye..org laen pon kutok org gakk..tp, kteorg kutok blkg..xcam ko..kutok dpn2 gak!ko nk ckp bdk tu babi..mcm ko perfect sgt? klu ko nk tau..babi tu comel la...lg comel dri hidong ko yg kemek tuu..ketot!sblm ko kutok bdk tu..ko dh kutok kwn aq enn..ko ckp kwn aq tu..

''''ala...@#$% tu bkn nyer lawa ponn..stakat body dye je yg lawa..prangai burok..ske usha aspure...''''

mulot hang...nk kena cabai ka?dh ler x sedo dri..pas2..citer ke-2 lak..dye ckp kt junior aq tu..yg dye x ske kt aq ngn amanda...asl ko jeles ke aman tu hott, ko x..haha..sah ko jeles..

after all da incidents..u are ALONE!! no one wanna b friends wif u..haha..fuck u!

Thursday, January 28, 2010

ceret beret!!!!!!!!!!!

okeyh..dh lame gak ar aku x on9.......camni..hri rbu aritu aq sket perot..aq ingt kn..aq jer yg menabor hari tu..rupe2nye..satu dorm aq sket perot...ptg tu aq dgr announcement(yelakot!)...dye ckp..kepada pljr asrm yg saket2 turun dkt DM skang!aq menggelabah r turun..pas2 ckg rasyidah ckp...''haa?nk pe?dh sume saket perot..tadi xde plak yg nk saket perot..ishh...dh g ddk..bg sye mengajar dlu..''...perghh tyme tuu aq  bengang gler...cekgu tuu siooooooootttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lps tu dh trn dm, ustad bwk r kteorg g klinik salak....klinik krajaan la kte kn..nyampah aq tgk staf2 dkt situ..sume nk memara..g mampos r...pgl nme org ponn nk tengkeng2...ok..aq msk blk no 16...aq msk2..tgk ade doktor laki...dktor tuu cm sakai sket pemakaian dye..dlm hti aq tyme tu..dh syak mcm2..ni mcm bkn doktor jer....pastu dye tye...(seingt aq..aq patient last dye)..pas2 dye tye..

haa?? ni saket ape plak ni?asl sume yg msk mke cm x saket je...
(tyme dye tye ni..kaki aq cm rengan semacam je...tgh tgu mase nk hinggap kt mke dye je..)
sye saket perot lerr..pas2 saket kpale..
ni spe name?
siti nur dhiya..
haa?ape?daia?
dhiya..
daia?
(ble aq dh bengang..aq ckp sedikit menengking...)dhiya!
owh..dhiya..sye ingt sabon pencuci baju daia tuu...
  


pergh.....mulot cm nk kne cili je...pas2 dye cek..adela lgi dye tye..aq pon..z ingt..dye pon cek aq nye tekanan darah..pas2..dye ckp ok terime kaseh..  ha??tu je?dye x ckp pape pon..psl penyaket yg q hdpi ni...budusssss...dh msk2 blk bau rokok..mulot dye bau rokok..pas2 ckp nme aq sabon..pas2 terime kaseh...thats all..doktor ni mkn gaji bute ke?


esok tu..*(ari kames)perot aq mwemulas..aq nk blk..aq pon blk..aq cter kt bpk aq..pas2 bak aq ckp...tu bkn doktoe..bpk aq knl...sbb satiap bln parents aq dtg klinik tuu...utk check kesihatan adek2 aq..bpk aq ckp .. tu bukan dokter...tu PEMBANTU dokter......



                                                                                        to b continue.........

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

kene ker?

okeyh.... tyme to add new post..dh lme aq x on...pe yg aq nk citer dlm n3 nie..psl kengkwn kuh d sklh rndh dlu...tdk kre laki atau pompuan...ok..tyme sklh rndh dlu..sume prangai cam... SETAN !!!!!!!! tahape-hape,,naek sklh mngh..spe yg ade rezeki tuu...dpt arh korg msk asrama..sklh yg bagos2(bkn aq nk ckp sklh aq x bgs...sklh aq hye stok..bdk yang ''KURANG'' akal sket..tp,, bkn sume okeyh)...dn kpd yg xde rezeki tuu,..msk sklh yg cikai2.. ble naek sklh mngh nie..aq tgk sume..dh berubah ..berubah mengikut SEKOLAH!!! dri per yg aq nmpk larr...kwn aq..due org msk SMAP LABU..sklh agame..gler alim bai....ble aq ckp yg dorg tuh alim...dorg x ngaku..hampeh!bkn aq x ske r..org yg alim nie...dorg alim bg aq..cm x bertempat doe. over! n aq paham laa sgt..ini semua sbb persekitaran...pas2..dak laki yg msk maahad ke, ape ke..yg pntg sklh agame enn..sume dh terserlah ke-ALIM-an mreke..jejek taww! tu satu..pd yg msk..SBP...sklh saens laa kte kn..prangai dh terekot-ekot..bajet otai...n pd yg stay jer kt sklh yg cikai2...cam aq..sume prangai dh terbentuk ZALIM.... sorry,, i have to say that, ok!pas2, dh naek sklh mngh..muke sume..dh lawa/ensem..xnk kalah..klu x..dlu kt sklh rndh..mke sume sememeh bkn maen..mke cm bru bgon tdo..






dan..pade aq plak..aq x berubah pown..bkn nk mem-BAJET laa kn..aq ade r brubah kpd MALAS BANYAK kepada rajin siket.......






org ckp aq slowpoke...camm sioooooooooooottttttttttttt jea!!!!its ok! mmg aq slowpoke pown..


slowpoke=lbh kurang cm..lambat pick up r..lampi ker..

Friday, November 13, 2009

Sekolah Dah Habis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sekolah dah habis!(only for this year!tahun depan ada lagi yer..)boring,,xbest,,thn dpn msk form 2..cam bangang!





-last day kat skul-
aq yg mke cam cun2 siket..yang memakai beg berwarna biru..tgh wat peace! aku tengok muka kiteorang ni dh mcm mke stok mangkok jamban dah..semmeh..maybe, sedey kowt..nk tinggal kan form 1..waaaaaaa~~~

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

gud.bye,PAT 2009~~

hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm free!



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ptg td ader pristiwe.....wakakaka.......kengkwn aq sume cuak2 ble aq diam...dorg ingt aq mara ngn dorg...sian dorg,,,padahal aq juz stress ngn dri aq..sbb citer mlayu pnye ciput tuu ponn aq tatau..td wktu sivik, aq tye dorg jwpn,,(jht kn aq?!)dorg tanak g tau..aq takesa klu dorg tanak g tau..tyme rehat aq wt dunno jer ngn  dorg..dorg tye,,,diam jer..aq x bg ape2 respons ponn....huax3...dorg cm ingt aq mara ngn dorg coz takasi  aq jwpn...mne de larr...yg aq tau ponn citerr mlayu...   PAK PANDIR....hahahaha......vudusssssssssssssssssssss
...... td, aq kol dyana..dyana seems lyk dont want 2 talk wif me jerk...dye hentak2 fon..k lar ...sampei si jer kowt...sory yea, korg!  syg korg lorh!

Friday, October 23, 2009

PAT....

okeyh.....PAT kli nii..ssh gler.......cam nk hempas kn jer kpale hottaq kt meje tyme jwb exam...ppr plg jht dya jwb is...SCIENCE!mmg kejem ppr tu..ssh gle...sume yg dya hafal,, stu ponn x msk..msk yg 'mrepek'...k dh..stopp cter psl sc...sooo regret!hahahaha....plg bangang jwb ppr 2 bm...dya jwb srt krmn x rsmi..1st-1st..ayt mmg ngok abez..


Mnemui sahabatku ............... 













                                 Megan Fox yg kini brade di......
















                                             New York....
hahahahaha.....sgt brangan~! aq mmg camtuh..klu dh boring, sume bnd aq nk bantai...aq brani tls megan fox tuuu.sbb aq tau cikgu aq x knl megan fox tuh...antare sbb2 nye:
1.dye stiap hri dtg sklh pki JUBAH..kdg2 koko pon nk pki jubah...x jubah ponn..jubah seluar(aq tatau nk pgl per bju yg dye pki tuu)..
2.dye s'org yg b'tdg...LABOH & BULAT...sgt alim...1st-1st dya ingt dye ni ckg agame islam..ustazah mne lak sesat nih..pastu, dye ponn explain..yg dye bkn ustzh..
       
                yg ke-3...ehm..............




















3. TIADA YANG KETIGA!
hahaha...best kutok cikgu ni..dh le org pgl cikgu ni cikgu buncit..hahahaha...sory yea, cikguu...ckgu gerenti fofuler nye la!



k..mmg sekse abes..2 weeks nk amek exam,,puas aq thn x tgk tv(ye ke?!)..aq tgk la gakk! tp, juz jeleng2 gituh...(awwwwwwwww)dashat.! but, aq x jeleng ble tgk....

xoxo
gossip girls..
aww....x terkelip ponn...PENN BADGLY 4EVER! LEIGHTON MEESTER 4EVER!
OK DH...stop mrepek!
hri nii ponn cri2 on.,..mama ckp,, "dh x leyh saba dh?lgi 3 hri je nk abez exam pon dh  xleyh tgu..pastu, on9 laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sgt...."
hahahhaaaa...mak aq ponn tau aq camane..


                                                                 

Monday, October 12, 2009

form 1......x best!

okeyh...luse dh nk msok skul blk...sgt boring...
skul dh la tah pape.....form 1 ni..cm blur jea...
vudussssss...xbest....klu ade rockteens bru cheerful cket idop aq...
bkn nyer kengkwn skang ni..xbes,, tp, x se best dlu..haha
dh la..thn ni..thn plg boring pnh aq lalui kt skul...
aq pn tatau celah mne yg x best tuu..tp, mmg boring abes...